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Strip Poker Rules
There are no official rules: I offer these as suggestions of how
you may play the game.
Whether you play as a couple or in an adult group, I hope you find
much to enjoy if following these strip poker rules. |
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Game Rules
The object of the game
This variation of poker contrasts with the cash based game in its
goal. Players are not meant to build a healthy chip stack or gather a
large clothing pile. Players will want to get naked for the fun to be
had in whatever way that means.
Because of this, all players must be willing entrants. Some mild
coercion (if required) is encouraged; however it should not constitute
undue pressure on an unwilling person, this is after all supposed to
be fun. Generally, make a rule that no casual photography is allowed.
This again ensures that participants are happy in their surroundings.
Setting up the game
Each player should be wearing enough clothing to be at ease. If anyone
feels they have not worn enough clothes to begin the game, some extra
items readily available would be a good pre-thought. This can include
an extra pair of socks, scarves and hats etc. If you are minded, for
the purposes of hygiene seats should be draped with a towel.
Once the game begins, treat it as a regular freezeout tournament;
meaning players cannot re-buy by adding more clothes. Talking of
freezeout, you may think to turn up the heating a notch or two if
playing during the winter months.
The organiser may also need to supply an amount of betting tokens. If
you don’t have poker chips, something suitable can be substituted,
small coins, matchstick etc.
What counts as clothing to be removed
Let’s not get too formal here, if some shy or teasing player considers
removing an earring as an item of clothing, then so be it. However,
some friendly and complimentary encouragement may suggest that if
small items like earrings count, they should be considered as a pair.
You’ll all get naked soon enough.
The game ends
The game may end when the first person is naked or when everyone is
naked or when everyone has completed a forfeit,
or what the heck, you decide, keep playing - have fun.
Everyone's a winner in this game.
What counts as naked
Only total nudity really counts as naked, but this is for the fun of
it; if a player baulks at baring their all, let it slide. It may be
uncomfortable if one player is on a losing streak early and feels like
they do not want to be totally nude when everyone else is fully
clothed. A shy player may instead like to pay an early
forfeit saving total nudity for a later stage if at
all.
Players could try to cut a deal; if a shy player is as naked as they
dare to get at that stage, let them continue playing until another
players find themselves similarly undressed; or suggest total nudity
for them comes if they lose two more hands.
Friendly enthusiasm
Cheering, jeering and whooping complimentary encouragements are
helpful as players undress or perform forfeits.
This helps to chivvy things along and make everyone feel good about the
fun you are all having.
Opt out
Nobody should be forced to play; if any player decides that the game has
gone beyond their individual comfort level, they can either leave the
table and retire or stay sitting out. But what am I saying… this is for
the fun of getting naked. If you’re all happy to get it on, shuffle up
and deal.
Game play
The first game is written for 4-5
players. Further on, there are rules for
4-10 players,
larger groups
and
couples.
Strip poker for 4-5 players
The game is based on 5 Card Draw, where
standard poker hand rankings
apply.
Each player begins with three chips (or five chips for a slower game). |
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There are two betting rounds; the first follows the initial deal, and
the second follows the draw. The cost of a bet on each round is zero.
All players pay a one chip ante at the beginning of the hand, although
if a player puts in their last chip or has no chips left to put in,
they are considered all-in and must play their cards through to the
showdown (providing there is one).
Five cards are dealt face down to each player.
Players are asked in turn if they will play or fold. The cost to fold
after the initial deal is one chip.
Each player who did not fold after the initial deal may, when it is
their turn, choose how many cards they want to discard and exchange
for new ones from the top of the deck. In 5 Card Draw, players may
exchange none, any or all of their cards, once.
Players are again asked in turn if they will continue to play or fold.
The cost to fold after the draw is two chips.
If two or more players remain in the hand they go to the showdown,
where the player or players with the losing hands (or only the player
with the worst hand as a variation) removes an item of clothing.
If more than one player is due to remove clothing, they should do so
one at a time to ensure the lucky player receives the full attention
and compliments of all.
If a losing player is already naked they may be encouraged to pay a
forfeit. See below.
The pot is not won by the winning hand. Instead the pot is set to one
side and the player with the best hand claims one chip as their prize.
A hand that does not go to a showdown, does not award a one chip
prize. And if a player did not pay the one chip anti they may not take
a one chip prize if they win.
After the showdown, if two or more players are without chips, all
players’ stacks are restored to 3 chips (or 5 if playing the slower
game).
If a deal begins where one or two players are without chips or paying
their last chip as an ante, they will have to play the hand through to
the showdown.
A few extra tips for novice card players
Play begins with the player to the left of the dealer and continues
clockwise around the table.
The dealer position rotates to the player on the left as each new hand
is dealt.
The order of winning hands from the best to worst.
Straight flush - for example 2h-3h-4h-5h-6h
Four of a kind - for example 4c-4h-4d-4s-8c
Full house - for example 9h-9c-9s-4d-4c
Flush - for example 2d-5d-7d-Jd-Kd
Straight - for example 8d-9s-10c-Jd-Qc
Three of a kind - for example 6s-6c-6h-Js-2s
Two pairs - for example Jh-Jc-7s-7d-5d
One pair - for example Ad-Ac-Kh-5h-2h
High card - for example Ks-9s-6d-3d-2c
Forfeits
Inevitably some will want to play-on without clothes. If a losing
player is already naked, or as naked as they dare get, they may be
encouraged to pay a forfeit.
Forfeits should be determined before the start of the game. Selecting
a forfeit may be done by drawing a random card; match the card rank to
the forfeit ideas. A few forfeit suggestions are detailed below;
although I’m sure you can come up with many of your own. Forfeits
should be brief and fun, and within the player group’s level of
acceptable decency.
A few forfeits have a short time limit attached. No one will need to
be too strict in applying it. Some of the suggested forfeits require
the involvement of each member of the opposite sex. If this seems to
slow the game for your group, then adapt the forfeit to involve just
one member of the opposite sex. And of course, if you choose, forfeits
can include members of the same sex.
2 ~ Walk the line - The player must slowly walk heal to toe with arms
outstretched the length of the room and back, as if on a tight rope.
3 ~ Catwalk - The player is a catwalk model and must strut around the
table stopping at each member of the opposite sex and showing off a
pose.
4 ~ Bunny hops - The player must make one circuit of the room (or two
if in a small room) with their ankles together and their wrists
together in front of their chest bunny hopping as they go and ask,
“eeee what’s up Doc” before they sit down again.
5 ~ Shopping - The player must stand in front of each member of the
opposite sex, offer a part of their body and ask, “are these fresh and
juicy.” The other player may have to test the body part for weight and
texture before giving their answer.
6 ~ Medical check - The player must stand in front of each member of
the opposite sex and ask for a professional opinion on a part of their
body.
7 ~ Secret Santa - The player must sit on the lap of each member of
the opposite sex and tell Santa what they want for Christmas.
8 ~ Feel the love - The player must go to each member of the opposite
sex, and tightly hug each other for 30 seconds.
9 ~ The Eiffel Tower - The player must go to each member of the
opposite sex and pretend to be the Eiffel Tower by standing legs
apart, and reach up as tall as they can get. When they have gotten to
their fullest height, holding that pose they must ask what the view is
like from below and wait for a reply before relaxing.
10 ~ Wriggle giggle - The player must sit on the lap of each member of
the opposite sex wriggling and giggling for 30 seconds. And if they
can’t giggle they should be tickled to make them.
Jack ~ Caught naked - The player must run around the room for at least
30 seconds as if shamefully embarrassed at being caught nude. They
must use their hands or any object except for clothing to cover their
wobbly bits.
Queen ~ You’re under arrest - The player must stand against the wall
or lean on the table legs spread and be patted down by each member of
the opposite sex as if checking for concealed weapons.
King ~ You’ve been bad - The player must go over the lap of a member
of the opposite sex and tell, "I have been a very naughty boy/girl and
need punishment." The seated player should oblige and give an
appropriate spanking.
Ace ~ Helpless - The player must sit out the next three deals on a
chair at the end of the room in full view, as if having their hands
tied behind them and their legs tied wide apart. If called upon to
participate in a forfeit for another player they must return to their
helpless state afterwards.
Alternate Forfeits
If any of the above have been done too often, or a player really
doesn’t want to do a particular forfeit then substitute one of these.
Alt ~ Robotics - The player must make one circuit of the room (or two
if in a small room) moving as a robot making any extra mechanical
noises they wish as an accompaniment.
Alt ~ Chicken walk - The player must make one circuit of the room (or
two if in a small room) moving as a chicken and clucking as an
accompaniment.
Alt ~ Gym check - The player must do 10 push ups and 10 sit ups.
Alt ~ Ice age – The player must let a member of the opposite sex rub a
small ice cube over their body until it is completely melted.
Alt ~ Shakin’ that ass - The player must stand and demonstrate their
talent for erotic dancing by shaking their bootie for 30 seconds.
Alt ~ Gym check 2 - The player must do 10 star jumps.
Alt ~ Thigh high - The player must stand facing the wall, eyes closed
and guess who is touching their thigh. If wrong or if they peek, the
action is repeated by another person or until everyone has taken a
turn.
Alt – Cat walk - The player must go around the table on their hands
and knees motioning like a cat stopping at each member of the opposite
sex to rub against them.
Alt ~ Tantrum - The player must throw a 30 second tantrum shrieking,
stamping their feet and crying.
Alt ~ Snow joke - The player must do 10 snow angels on the floor.
Alt ~ Happy snapper – The player must be posed by each member of the
opposite sex for a virtual photograph. The virtual photographer may
direct the pose or move the model by hand. The virtual photo is taken
when an imaginary shutter click sound is made.
Alt ~ Graffiti - The player must stand with their back to the wall,
eyes closed and have each member of the opposite sex write a rude word
on their midriff (or anywhere that comes to hand) using their
fingertip. The player must announce the word.
Strip poker for 4-10 players
The game is played similar to Texas Hold’em where
standard poker hand rankings
apply. However, for strip poker it is good to use fewer betting rounds.
Each player begins with three chips (or five chips for a slower game). |
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There are two betting rounds; the first follows the initial deal, and
the second follows the flop. The cost of a bet on each round is zero.
All players pay a one chip ante at the beginning of each hand,
although if a player puts in their last chip or has no chips left to
put in, they are considered all-in and must play their cards to the
showdown (providing there is one).
Two cards are dealt face down to each player.
Players are asked in turn if they will play or fold. The cost to fold
after the initial deal is one chip.
Three cards are dealt face up in the centre of the table.
Players are asked in turn if they will continue to play or fold. The
cost to fold after the flop is two chips.
Two more cards are dealt face up in the centre of the table. Players
who have not folded go to the showdown where the player or players
with the losing hands (or only the player with the worst hand as a
variation) removes an item of clothing.
If more than one player is due to remove clothing, they should do so
one at a time to ensure the lucky player receives the full attention
and compliments of all.
If a losing player is already naked they may be encouraged to pay a
forfeit.
The pot is not won by the winning hand. Instead the pot is set to one
side and the player with the best hand claims one chip as their prize.
A hand that does not go to a showdown, does not award a one chip
prize. And if a player did not pay the one chip anti they may not take
a one chip prize if they win.
After the showdown, if three or more players are without chips, all
players’ stacks are restored to 3 chips (or 5 if playing the slower
game).
If a deal begins where one or two players are without chips or paying
their last chip as an ante, they will have to play the hand through to
the showdown.
Adjustments
If 8-10 people are playing, it may beneficially shorten the game time
if played with 3 chips, and/or chips stacks are restored to the full
amount only when 6-8 players are without chips.
Strip poker for 10-25 players
This game is kept simple so negating the need for a long explanation
to a large number of people. No chips are used in this game.
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At the end of each hand players with a hand of a high or low total
numerical value are both required to remove an item of clothing (or if
already naked may be encouraged to pay a
forfeit).
Two cards are dealt face down to everyone, players look at their own
cards, then choose one card to pass to the player on their left.
When everyone has passed a card, players now choose again one card to
pass to the player on their left.
At the showdown players now count up the numerical value of their
hands; Aces count as 1 and picture cards as 10. The players making the
highest and lowest numbers lose an item of clothing. In the event of a
tie no separation is made, all tied players lose an item of clothing.
When a player is due to remove clothing, they should do so one at a
time to ensure the lucky player receives the full attention and
compliments of all.
If a losing player is already naked they may be encouraged to pay a
forfeit.
Optional extra rules for 10-25 players
Any player left holding a pair at the showdown must also remove an
item of clothing. If that player is one already removing an item they
must remove a second item.
A male player holding the Jack of hearts may chose a female player to
hug tightly while any losing players (including themselves if that is
the case) remove an item of clothing.
A female player holding the Queen of hearts may chose a male player to
hug tightly while any losing players (including themselves if that is
the case) remove an item of clothing.
If a female player is holding the Queen of spades, she may have the
privilege to undress any male player if one or more have lost and are
due to lose a garment.
If a male player is holding the King of spades, he may have the
privilege to undress any female player if one or more have lost and
are due to lose a garment.
Strip poker for couples
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The game is based upon 7 Card Roll Your Own and is played without chips. |
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Seven cards are dealt to each player face down. Players look at their
own cards and taking alternate turns select five cards to turn face
up, one at a time.
After five cards are revealed, the player with the best poker hand
showing at this stage may request the other player flashes a hidden
item of clothing or body part and remain exposed until the end of the
hand.
Players continue to turn up the remaining two cards alternating one at
a time; the player ending with the best final five card poker hand
wins and the losing player removes an item of clothing. If a losing
player is already naked they may be encouraged to pay a
forfeit.
Optional wild card rules for couples
A player that loses holding the Ace of hearts must if clothed, perform a
forfeit
as well as removing an item of clothing.
A player that wins holding the Ace of hearts may have the privilege to
remove an item of clothing from their partner.
Forfeits for couples
2 ~ Walk the line - The player must slowly walk heal to toe with arms
outstretched the length of the room and back, as if on a tight rope.
3 ~ Catwalk - The player is a catwalk model and must strut around
showing off a pose.
4 ~ Bunny hops - The player must make one circuit of the room (or two
if in a small room) with their ankles together and their wrists
together in front of their chest bunny hopping as they go and ask,
“eeee what’s up Doc” before they sit down again.
5 ~ Shopping - The player must offer a part of their body and ask,
“are these fresh and juicy.” Their partner may have to test the body
part for weight and texture before giving their answer.
6 ~ Medical check - The player must ask their partner for a
professional opinion on a part of their body.
7 ~ Secret Santa - The player must sit on their partner’s lap and tell
Santa what they want for Christmas.
8 ~ Feel the love - The player must kiss and fondle their partner for
30 seconds.
9 ~ The Eiffel Tower - The player must pretend to be the Eiffel Tower
by standing legs apart in front of their partner, and reach up as tall
as they can get. When they have gotten to their fullest height,
holding that pose they must ask what the view is like from below and
wait for a reply before relaxing.
10 ~ Wriggle giggle - The player must sit on their partners lap
wriggling and giggling for 30 seconds. And if they can’t giggle they
should be tickled to make them.
Jack ~ Caught naked - The player must run around the room for at least
30 seconds as if shamefully embarrassed at being caught nude. They
must use their hands or any object except for clothing to cover their
wobbly bits.
Queen ~ You’re under arrest - The player must stand against the wall
or lean on the table legs spread and be patted down by their partner
as if checking for concealed weapons.
King ~ You’ve been bad - The player must go over their partners lap
and tell, "I have been a very naughty boy/girl and need a punishment."
The partner should oblige and give an appropriate spanking.
Ace ~ Helpless - The player must sit on a chair as if having their
hands tied behind them and their legs tied wide apart, while their
partner has a full minute to do as they wish.
Alternate Forfeits
If any of the above have been done too often, or a player really
doesn’t want to do a particular forfeit then substitute one of these.
Alt ~ Robotics - The player must make one circuit of the room (or two
if in a small room) moving as a robot making any extra mechanical
noises they wish as an accompaniment.
Alt ~ Chicken walk - The player must make one circuit of the room (or
two if in a small room) moving as a chicken and clucking as an
accompaniment.
Alt ~ Gym check - The player must do 10 push ups and 10 sit ups.
Alt ~ Ice age – The player must let their partner rub a small ice cube
over their body until it is completely melted.
Alt ~ Shakin’ that ass - The player must stand demonstrate their
talent for erotic dancing by shaking their bootie for 30 seconds.
Alt ~ Gym check 2 - The player must do 10 star jumps.
Alt ~ Thigh high - The player must stand while their partner dresses
them with an imaginary pair of stockings, running their hand up their
thighs to smooth any creases.
Alt – Cat walk - The player must go to their partner on their hands
and knees motioning like a cat and rub against them.
Alt ~ Tantrum - The player must throw a 30 second tantrum shrieking,
stamping their feet and crying.
Alt ~ Snow joke - The player must do 10 snow angels on the floor.
Alt ~ Happy snapper – The player must be posed by their partner for a
virtual photograph. The partner may direct the pose or move the model
by hand. The virtual photo is taken when an imaginary shutter click
sound is made.
Alt ~ Graffiti - The player must face their partner eyes closed and
have them write some rude words on their midriff (or anywhere that
comes to hand) using their fingertip. The player must announce the
word.
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