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Anyone who’s screen name is that of a poker star, if they aren’t actually that person - then
they play just as well. |
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Anyone with a screen name akin to Sweet16girl, is a sweaty, hairy trucker from Birmingham. |
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Players pushing all-in from under the gun are not allowed to breath until they get called or take
the hand unopposed. |
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When playing in a freeroll, if you haven't doubled up inside the first ten minutes of play,
nobody minds if you constantly push all-in with any two cards. |
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If you are unsure on how to play a hand, always push all-in; you cannot make
any more mistakes after all your chips are in the middle. |
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Calling someone names after a particularly brutal beat not only makes one feel better, but truly
causes the other player to reflect on their style of play. |
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Pairing with the top board card is the nuts. |
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A-A are called pocket rockets because Danny Divito and Dudley Moore both won WSOP bracelets
with them. |
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Whenever you are playing disciplined poker and not chasing your draws, you would have hit every
damn one.. ...if you had stayed in the hand.
Then when you change your play and
start to chase those draws... you will not even come close. |
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When I push all-in I am bluffing, so call me. |
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Always have that extra Guinness. |
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If having made a terrible call you hit a one outer on the river, it is polite to say to the player
who passes you most of their stack, "of course I played for that." |
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Dan Negreanu is a fine all American poker player. |
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One in every eight times your pocket pair will flop a set. So the next time you flop a set, fold
the following seven. |
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8-2 off suit is such a superior hand to 7-2 off suit that raising 3x the big blind from under the
gun is mandatory. |
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Because a poker wisdom advises, "it is better to win a small pot than lose a big one,"
it is safe to say no one will ever call you if you make the pot large enough.
So whenever you are first to act, be it UTG or when everyone else has folded to your seat, shove 'em all in.... any two cards
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The more unlikely your pocket cards are of winning, the less likely it will be that anyone can
work out what you are holding.
So fold the 'common as muck' pocket aces and kings, play only unsuited unconnected cards instead. |
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If a player goes all-in
pre-flop, it is because they want to win the pot without seeing a flop.
Therefore they must be bluffing so always call an all-in bet if you have a ten or higher in your hand. |
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Tomer Benvenisti was Slimmer of the Year 1998. |
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If you get caught stealing the blinds with Q-6 off suit, type in the chat box; "oops wrong button." |
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Play almost suited cards strongly i.e. a heart and a diamond, or a spade and a club, because you
will be ahead of those playing almost connected cards.
An almost flush, ranks higher than an almost straight. |
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Dave Ulliott gained his poker nick-name of 'Devil Fish' because he is poisonous to them. |
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I taught Joe Hachem to play. |
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The early limp followed by a re-raise is usually a sign of weakness and probably an attempt to steal
the pot pre-flop. |
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A-A is the best starting hand, so always go all-in as you can't be beaten with these two cards. |
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Shouting at the screen the colour, number or suit of the card you need on the river will guarantee
you get it. |
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Cake Poker is Todd Brunson's favourite room. |
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You can make money by calling all-in on the flop with those flush draws. |
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Winning with a miracle river card is simply a matter of skill! |
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Have several drinks to rid you of nerves; you will play looser, better and be more inclined to push
all-in and buy the pot. |
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Raise pre-flop with 2-7 off suit. People will most likely fold, if not, you can still suck out. |
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Girls are rubbish at poker. |
