Sometimes when you've passed Fifth Street, you realise you don’t know where the hell you are.

Sometimes the river leads you up shit creek, without a paddle.

If you don't have a big enough stack, no one really notices when you are all-in.

With a small pair in front of you, it's best to put out a feeler.

Pot odds go out the window when she is holding the nuts.

You’ve read the book, know where and when to fold, but the result looks more like a turkey than a swan.

If things look good, you pre-flop raise and hope your end holds up.

When you see the pro's do it, it looks so easy.

If you are young, blonde and can't act, you're gonna get screwed.

You make many new friends and try to shaft them.

You hope she doesn’t come home and catch you doing it.

You play the hand you’re dealt, as best you can.

Everything can be going so right then at the last minute, can go so wrong.

You try your best, but you can’t avoid the pricks.

“Oh no it isn’t”

Some days you fall into a big pile.

One minute your head is fine, one bad move and you have an uncontrollable headache.

The bigger the house the bigger the pot.

I would much rather be there mixing it with them, but I'm content just to sit and watch.

Back door flushes can clear you out.

and all the nuts are mine.

Everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't know what they're doing!- Dutch Boyd

Sometimes it really sucks.

Full of ballpark estimations that rarely deliver on time.

It's only funny when someone else is caught with their pants down.

You can't have too much fun.

Slick handiwork can stitch you up.

It's addictive and if you sit on your butt and do enough of it, you'll get fat.

Often you are waiting on a queen.

You can go on past form, check the odds, but may still gamble because you like the colour.

Except, you don't want to see Tomer Benvenisti in a leotard.

There are moments you wished you’d sat out.

There will be tears.

You have to do it.

You’ll never win, so don’t start.

The smart ones have a safety net.

You laugh, but the clowns really aren't funny.

No one tells how well or how badly they are really doing.