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Apate and Dolos - The Goddess and God of Deceitfulness

Apate

This poker god is one of the sixteen grand-daughters of Chaos (not a bad start for a poker player).

Imagine you are on a huge bluff; you should be praying to the poker god Apate. She is the goddess of deceit, guile and fraud.

Many references in Greek mythology say Apate, the daughter of Nyx, was the personification of deceit; one of the evil spirits released from Pandora's box.

Modern use of the word ‘apate’ means; that which gives a false impression whether by appearance, statement or influence, seduces someone; that which corrupts.

Or you could try out her male equivalent Dolos.

Dolos

The poker god Dolos or Dolus is the incarnated spirit of trickery, guile, craftiness and cunning deception. Qualities a poker player dreams of.

He began down his deceitful path when still an apprentice to Prometheus (the potter God).

While they were working on a statue of Veritas, Prometheus had an unexpected summons from mighty Jupiter.

"It's always the bloomin' same," Prometheus moaned, "just when I get my clay to the right consistency Jupiter calls." Then adopting a tone mocking the mighty Jupiter recanted. "Prometheus can you do this, Prometheus can you do that... well stick a brush between my hairy butt cheeks and I'll sweep the floor as I go."

Prometheus left Dolos in charge of the workshop and as Dolos had only recently become one of the god's apprentices (nice work if you can get it), he should have been eager to prove his worth.

However Dolos took too many cigarette and coffee breaks and even nipped off to the bookmakers to put £20 each-way bet on Pegasus in the 4:30 at Kempton Park.

On his way back to the workshop, Dolos the fledgling poker god happened upon a bar and made use of their 2 for 1 happy hour. Obviously behind schedule when finally back in the studio, Dolos thought it would be a good laugh if he covered his own body in clay to resemble the figure of Veritas, making it as life-like as his masters' art work.

Alas, when he had nearly finished the piece, the poker god ran out of clay before covering his feet (don't you just hate it when that happens).

With Prometheus about to return, the dusty Dolos quickly laced up his boots and sat down on a seat, pretending to be the statue of Veritas.

Prometheus was amazed at the skill believing Dolos had created such a life-like statue.

That forgery gave Dolos his place as a deceitful poker god.

Mind you; you have to think Prometheus was one spade short of a flush not to notice the classical statue was wearing Doctor Marten boots.

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