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Under the gun raises three times the big blind. |
Meaning: |
I either have Aces, or 7-2 off suit. |
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Smooth calls the bet. |
Meaning: |
I have 7-2 off suit. |
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Makes a pot sized bet. |
Meaning: |
What does this button do. |
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Calls the pot size bet. |
Meaning: |
If I knew what 'pot odds' were, then I would probably have them. |
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Raises the pot sized bet. |
Meaning: |
This is the first time I've played poker online. |
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From the cut-off calls the raise. |
Meaning: |
I have to leave to pick the kids up from school. |
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Uses all their time, before calling from the button. |
Meaning: |
I have to leave to attend school. |
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The small blind re-raises all-in. |
Meaning: |
I remember seeing Dan Negreanu do this once. |
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Big blind
calls the all-in. |
Meaning: |
I drive a Mercedes and so does my wife. |

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Under the gun folds. |
Meaning: |
Nah just kidding. |